George Washington: The Legend Continues!

I have found myself in an interesting predicament here… I will only end up telling half of the stories of these presidencies from the perspectives of their presidents. Why? Well, for the years in between elections I will likely choose a non-political story, or try to… This means that for the second halves of some […]

Jorge Clinton: ATTACK OF THE CARROT FARMERS

It’s 1792! Which means it’s election season again! And Jorge Clinton is in the running! AGAIN! So yeah you’re gonna get the same episode as last time EXCEPT WITH SOME AWESOME NEW STUFF ABOUT THE SITUATION GORGE CLINTON TOOK ADVANTAGE OF TO EVEN GET A GOOD CHANCE TO RUN AGAIN!! No really if you skip […]

1790: THE YEAR YOUR ETHNICITY WAS DECIDED FOR YOU!

The census is such a weird chicken and egg thing though. Like obviously it isn’t single-handedly the cause of segregation but from the very beginning, it was making segregations amongst the many US identities. Like the story of the census is simultaneously a story of people figuring out who they are and proudly being recognized […]

1789: THE YEAR WE WERE COLONIZED BY FROOT LOOP MACARONI!

Yeah!! As planned, I’ll talk about a different, not-so-blatantly-political-maybe thing that happened in every year in-between presidential election seasons! And I’m starting with 1789! The year that Tommy Jeffyson brought over some crazy newfangled macaroni machine to the US of A! He was obsessed with mac n’ cheese. It was a problem. He was even writing […]

ELECTION #1!

It’s been MONTHS! We’re finally here! It’s time to talk about the first election oh yeah! The first interesting thing I notice about this election is that it was equally as crazy as every other election has been. This tells me that from the very beginning every single presidential election has sparked insane made-up conspiracy theories […]

George Clinton: YOU GREEDY DIRTBAAAG!

Okay so here’s the tea about this guy. He was like, super anti-federalist. What does that mean? That means he was a devout follower of the whole “big government meddling in my affairs” narrative. I mean… He seems very very blatantly selfish as a politician and was quite unapologetic about it. Look at what he […]