It’s Father’s Day! Hence the title! Did ya see what I did there? Didya? DIDYA!?!? If ya didn’t you probably need to get your eyes checked. Anyways, this guy was there for everything and did literally everything. Never expected Connecticut to turn up so hard on the whole “building a country” gig.
It’s our 4th Candidate for 1796! Your average everyday MOST POWERFUL MAN IN NORTH CAROLINA… So perhaps he was better than average… But not really all that noble. Refusing to help your country cuz you won’t work for free??? Shame on you Sammy. You coulda made history.
This is the last Picaninny and the last Carolina candidate for this 1796 realness alright!? It is amazing how little you had to do to be considered for the presidency back then. Like nowadays a single treaty isn’t gonna cut it. It’s almost like the country was just starting to become a country or something.
Why is this man such a powerhouse of a human?!? No really. I’m dumbfounded. He literally did everything before it was trendy… Like James Iredell had some sociopolitical precognitive abilities that were kinda ridiculous okay?! This one’s for the people who liked Mark Ronson before he got a Grammy, yo.
Frankly, this dude wasn’t an enjoyable human being for the most part. Like his extraordinariness pales in comparison to almost all the other election candidates I’ve covered so far. Maybe it’s cuz his story so far is atypical enough to not be unusually typical… And vice-versa… Maybe after this election passes, if Picaninny is a candidate […]
On this Mother’s Day, I’m giving you the Mother of all epic historical Hawaiian stories! Behold and tremble in the face of KING KAMEHAMEHA!! I would say more but you really gotta hear this amazing story for yourself! Next week… WE’RE BACK TO THE BIOGRAPHIES!
I mean I guess Eli Whitney didn’t intend to start a civil war with his invention… But arguably that’s literally what happened. so when you go to The Eli Whitney Museum in Connecticut, be inventive… But be mindful. It’s a real-life cautionary tale about the risks that come with innovation!
