William Maclay: Masamune’s Right Eye

We have just finished a set of nifty in-between-election episodes, and it’s time for the election of 1804! Woo to the Who? William Maclay! But why this guy? He’s not a presidential candidate, he’s a Vice Principal candidate! What do you mean? Like I’m gonna let some piece of legislation reduce the number of episodes. […]


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1803: 530,000,000 ACRES OF LAND ON THE WALL!

It’s time for the final in-between-election episode in our post-1800 series! For the year of 1803, we’re gonna go mainstream, cuz it’s gonna be difficult to NOT talk about Napoleon giving away an entire third of the North American continent! I also give you the cheat codes as to where and how you will be able […]

1801: Rich people are so very very strange…

This is the first in-between election episode since the turn of the century!! So what’s the scoop for 1801? Why, it’s the first time someone in America built one of those crazy yacht things. So yeah it’s a fun little human interest story… A cute little blurb about some stubby rich wannabe vigilante.


You know how I love shenanigans, right? Well let me tell ya, compared to the shenanigans of the past elections, this 1800 US election is the freakin’ HOLY GRAIL (so far). And I have a feeling these elections are only gonna get crazier and crazier people. A shenanigan bonanza extravaganza. That’s the best way to […]

Thomas Jefferson: Vice Warden Hannyabal

We’re at the precipice! It’s time to take a gander at our final major candidate for the 1800 election! You may know him as the mac n’ cheese man, TOMMY JEFFYSON! Yeah, we’ve talked about this dude before so this is another REBROADCAST with the new information at the 14:53 mark! Side Note: There are […]