This episode is most definitely the LONGEST episode so far. No really, You’re gonna have to sit down for this one. Or don’t sit down for this one, who am I to infringe on your free will?

Like seriously, how in the world did this schmuck end up in the blast area of every major event in the creation of America!? And WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FREAKING INFORMATION ABOUT HIM. LIKE DID WE GO BACK IN TIME AND BUG HIS HOUSE OR SOMETHING!?!??!

freaky.