James Abram Garfield: Stark-Raving Abolitionist Mathemetician!
We have arrived at the final official presidential potential for 1880 and this man’s done some rather unusual things indeed!
Author: garbledtwistory
Winfield Scott Hancock: A Many-Faced Demon
The second-to-last 1880 Prezzy Wezzy candidee has experienced a great deal of recent history from a great number of vantage points all because of his reputation for being frighteningly reliable…
James Baird Weaver: Man of the Future!
As these 1880 Prezzy Wezzy candidates wind down, we find ourselves ahead of our time somehow with this guy…
Neal Dow: The Forever War Against Alcahol!
This presidential candidate for 1880 definitely has one of the stranger backstories regarding his motivations, or should I say primarily singular motivation…
John Wolcott Phelps: A Soldier in Perhaps Too Many Ways or Just Enough Ways!
The first prezzy wezzy candidate for 1880 we’re looking at has a very weird, contradictory military history. I don’t know what to do with him.
Chester Alan Arthur: The Slimiest Abolitionist Ever
The final VP candidate we are looking at for 1880 has done some of the wildest political shenanigans I have seen in a long time… New York goes CRAZY bro!
William Hayden English: Willing To Compromise Literally Anything
As these VP candidates wind down we meet a dude who honestly is such a square that he’s lucky he’s from Indiana.
Barzillai Jefferson Chambers: The Crazed Landlord!
These 1880 VP Candidates are really turning out to be an unusual bunch, and BARZILLAI over here is no exception.
Henry Adams Thompson: He’s Just A Math Tearcher Bro.
Yes it’s another VP candidate for 1880 and uh… his qualifications are uh… Integral Calculus I Guess?
Samuel Clarke Pomeroy: You want to do WHAT in Panama?
It’s 1880 election season time! We must discuss! This first vp potential is a little weirdo who maybe bribed one person that one time? Maybe. It’s conjecture.
Garbled Twistory 